Because I am super classy, I picked this gem. And just for the record, that is not me in the photo. So have fun and…wait for it….wait….Name That Inappropriate Photo!
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Last week’s winner was-
"Oh crap… Yeah, I’m gonna have to call you back…"
from the lovely Mimi of The Things We Do.
**Mimi, send an email with your address and your favorite colors so I can send your earrings! xoxo**
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Quick Housekeeping Announcements-
Many of y’all need more time to enter the Header contest and have asked to have until next Monday at 6pm to enter. My answer? Sure! Tomorrow I will post the ones I have with links to your sites. I’ll add more all week!
Also, because I am disorganized, I need addresses again of anyone I missed in past contests if you haven’t already re-sent it to me. {hangs head in shame} 
Love you all, Alli
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Oooh, boy. That is a gem! I’ll have to think on this!
Oh yeah – Refried bean & onion burrito – here it comes!!!
“One, and two, and squat and pee…”
“Here, let me take care of that jellyfish sting for you.”
Like, oh-mah-gah, Kristy! You pooped ANOTHER person!
Brittney knew she needed to work on her comeback when even her posse made fun of her.
When I said I wanted some shade I mean an umbrella…..
When I said I wanted some shade I mean an umbrella…..
meant not mean
meant not mean
“I know what will wake her up…”
LOL I got nothin, BUT it does remind me of seeing a video years back of an elephant sitting on some unsuspecting handler’s head… haha ewww
Quick! Pull my finger!
“It might be organic, but I don’t think it will work as sunscreen.”
Once again, Linda was the butt of the joke.
Buns of Squeal
I got the wind beneath yer wings right here.
Jamie didn’t realize there was a bug in the sand about to send her off balance…
Suzie and Floozie demonstrate the newest team workout technique, “push-up squat thrusts”, only to discover they need to work on their timing…
OK girls, to get a butt like mine, you will need to do squats so low until you almost squash someone’s head. And, keep your abs tucked in too!
Britney, here’s why stopping at Taco Bell for lunch WASN’T such a good idea!!!
Lindsay Lohan and Sam Rosen show one of their friends their new “workout”.
Seaside rehearsal time for the contortionist team of Cirque de Flatul-eil
“SILENT KILLER STRIKES AGAIN”
“….and Buffy thought Sarah didn’t know about sleeping with her boyfriend…Guess who got it in the END!!!!
If you hadn’t broken her sun umbrella you wouldn’t have to shade her face now SQAUAT!
of course I meant to spell
SQUAT!
LOL
Allison fainted at the sight of Sara riding her invisible motorcycle.
And then…once you reach this position…the sand just falls right out!
It’s only fair after what she dragged back to our hotel room from the bar last night.
Say Uncle!!!
“Excuse me…do I have sand in my Schlitz?”
The young ladies at the Blue Point Finishing School for Girls enjoy spring break by posing for a photo for the popular website debutantes gone wild.
Dr. Lupita demonstrates the newest anesthesia technique sweeping Argentina, “Silent But Deadly.”
Dr. Lupita demonstrates the newest anesthesia technique sweeping Argentina, “Silent But Deadly.”
Bay Watch Mean Girls
Oh thank god! Here I was sloping in, sorry that I didn’t manage to get my header entry to you in time…preparing to be envious at all the infinitely better designs…wha? I get another few days!??? REALLY!!?? Oh yeah! It’s ON NOW!
“Ok, are you SURE my butt doesn’t look big??”
Ok, I think I’m ready. You got the lighter, Judy?
“You can’t sit there, my imaginary friend is already there!”
Sometimes, Paris thought she had gone too far in hiring a personal hair dryer.
“LIsten…Can you hear the ocean?”
Jane didn’t even know she was the “butt” of this joke!
“Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?”
This is Your Brain.
This is Your Brain on Pilates.
“Tell the truth, are you sure this suit doesn’t make my butt look big?”
“Tell the truth, are you sure this suit doesn’t make my butt look big?”
“every party needs a pooper, that’s why we invited you… “
Have a happy period.
I swear, even with the epidural it felt like the baby was THIS big!
NO! I said put her hand in a cup a warm water and to make HER pee! No more margarita’s for you! =0/