"That Metamucil finally kicked in, HI-YA!"
Congrats to the lovely Ali Hooper of Alidotes. She will get some beautiful earrings for Christmas this year!
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Now, Name that Inappropriate photo-
Have I mentioned how cute you look today? You do!
xoxo, alli


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What, *twitch* What did you spike that Gatorade with, Jack? *twitch*
The Williams Sisters knew how to win their first doubles match… unleash the mouse. “EEK, a mouse!” “WHERE? ahh, get me out of here!”
The Zombie Brothers ode to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller”.
I said SERVE and VOLLEY, not SWERVE and scream, “GOLLY!”
Who put the bengay in our jockstraps?
A well choreographed routine of Dancing with the Tennis Stars.
Oh my God!! Oh my God!! There’s a bee!!
“I guess it wasn’t a good idea to combine Tennis with the Freeze Dance game!”
{high fives everyone}
These are great!
“When people with cerebral palsy try to play tennis”
Remember “Baby Got Back”? => Oh. My. Gosh. Bobby. They are throwing tennis balls at us!
“Balls in our face! Tra la la…balls in our face!”
I like to move it, move it… He likes to move it, move it…
That’s the way, uh huh uh huh
I like it, uh huh uh huh
When “Play That Funky Music, White Boy” attacks.
We feel pretty, oh so pretty! We feel pretty and witty and… Oh NO! There’s a ball coming at me!!!!
You said we were doing Dance, Dance, Revolution!
“BIFF”! You didn’t mention ANYTHING about balls and having to get messy! Ewww…RUN!
“Not Mine!”
Weee!! We’re weeeners!
We won, we won! We shot the BB gun! Yay us!
“Hal and Jack just weren’t cut out for the rough and tough sport of tennis”
that’s the best I got. lol.
“NO ON 8!!!!”
“And the rules are… after you hit the ball, you have to do a silly dance. Wait, I said AFTER you hit the ball!!!”
“White Men DO Twitch” See…here’s proof!
Style is always considered at the Wimbledon Fairy Open. Clearly, Jack and Bruce will not be moving on.
Style is always considered at the Wimbledon Fairy Open. Clearly, Jack and Bruce will not be moving on.
Live from Wimbledon, it’s “Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy”.
NBC previews their new show ‘Dancing with the Tennis Starlets’
“Not the face! Not the face!”
Everyone else is so funny. I can’t pick a favorite this time!!!!
Everybody was Kung Fu Serving….
“Straight eye for the Queer Guys”
“Weren’t you supposed to have that?” “And a one, two kick – HACHA!”
“Bravo’s newest reality show, ‘Queer Eye for the Athletic Guy’ is a smash hit among the tennis crowd.”