Everyone needs an enemies list!

{Hey y'all, I'll be at the teaparty all day and I wanted to share this post from a year ago today. I love this one!}

Recently an article in doshdosh taught me that my blog needs a nemesis. Enemies are supposed to help me rally my base and give us something to stand against.

Y'all know Mrs Fussypants can't be left out of a new trend in blogs. Time to round up some arch enemies.

1) Hip Hop Culture-

It could be glamorized videos on BET or upper class white boys in Peoria, it makes me nauseous. At least we have the Internet to tease these fools for a lifetime. Gangsta=FAIL.

2) The Devil.

This one is pretty self explanatory. He's been harassing me my whole life. He does not get the #1 spot, he has to be stuck here in the middle. I couldn't stand to have this picture first!

3) MTV.

MTV is like watching the on ramp to the Apocalypse. I had to add the rubber duckies to keep my site family friendly!

4) The Doodlebops.

You can add Yo Gabba Gabba, Teletubbies and Calliou. No explanation necessary.

5) Internet Trolls. 

These people are a special group of life's losers. They comment anonymously and spread their misery to all who read. Don't feed the trolls!

6) Irresponsible Parents and their Obnoxious Offspring.

Prime example- the pack of evil cheerleaders and thugs who attacked the poor girl in Florida. It is not only the parents, it is the culture that these kids are immersed in. You can't keep putting garbage in and not get garbage back. ~OK, I feel better now!~

7) All Things Victoria's Secret.

Those blasted commercials, catalogs, and fashion shows. Need I say more?

Whiners and Complainers.

The kids and adults who always have something negative to say. Conversations revolve around the latest downers in life and how they have been given the short end of the stick. Avoid these types like the plague.

9) Everything involved with Getting out of Bed.

All mornings are a bummer, but I'll give a special shout-out to Monday mornings. Sadly, as parents of young children we are often awakened to a nightmare of preschool proportions. ~Shudders~

10) Weight.

Couldn't our bodies just be all fit and trim all the time?

So there ya have it, Friends of Fussypants. The official list of my enemies. Join me in the fight against these evil forces.

Now it is your turn! Take stand and  list your official enemies in the comments. I can't wait to hear them.

Love, Alli